Commercial actors are a secret front for ancient giants and routinely use automobiles for subversive activities.
News anchors are a secret front for yetis and routinely use magnifying glasses for subversive activities.
Moloch worshippers are creating slaves by cloning dogs with Libertarians in Jewett, Texas.
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