Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas
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