I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Dr. Seuss
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